Horsy Jokes Q & A’s

Q: Why did the farmer ride his horse?

A: Because he couldn’t carry it!

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Q: Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

A: He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Q: Why is a cloud like a jockey?

A: They both hold the reins!

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Q: Why did the horse gallop over the hill?

A: Because he couldn’t gallop under it!

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Q: What does it mean when you find a horse shoe?

A: Some poor horse is walking around in his socks!

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Q: Why should you never tell secrets in a stable?

A: Horses carry tales!

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Q: What horse can give you a cold?

A: A draught horse!

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Q: Can a showjumping horse jump higher than a house?

A: Yes; houses can’t jump!

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Q: How do you stop a horse bombing off with you?

A: Get off!

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Q: What is white and turns cartwheels?

A: A white horse pulling a cart.

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Q: What game do horses like to play best?

A: Stable tennis.