Horsy Jokes Q & A’s
Q: Why did the farmer ride his horse?
A: Because he couldn’t carry it!
Q: Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
A: He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Q: Why is a cloud like a jockey?
A: They both hold the reins!
Q: Why did the horse gallop over the hill?
A: Because he couldn’t gallop under it!
Q: What does it mean when you find a horse shoe?
A: Some poor horse is walking around in his socks!
Q: Why should you never tell secrets in a stable?
A: Horses carry tales!
Q: What horse can give you a cold?
A: A draught horse!
Q: Can a showjumping horse jump higher than a house?
A: Yes; houses can’t jump!
Q: How do you stop a horse bombing off with you?
A: Get off!
Q: What is white and turns cartwheels?
A: A white horse pulling a cart.
Q: What game do horses like to play best?
A: Stable tennis.