Horsy Jokes Q & A’s
Q: Why did the jockey take some hay to bed?
A: To feed his nightmares!
Q: Why did Nosey Norah call her pony “Sandwich”?
A: Because it was half-bred!
Q: Why is a horse like a cricket match?
A: Because both can be stopped by the rein!
Q: Where can you find a first-class horse?
A: Where you left it!
Q: On which side does a horse have most hair?
A: On the outside!
Q: What do you do with a horse that’s lost its tail?
A: Take him to the retail shop!
Q: What do you call a horse who likes pop music?
A: A rocking horse!
Q: What do you do if you have to write an essay on a Shire?
A: Get a ladder!
Q: What is black and white and eats like a horse?
A: A zebra!
Q: What is the hardest thing about riding?
A: The ground!
Q: What is the hardest key to turn?
A: A donkey!